"Next Contestant" <br /><br />I judge by what she's wearing <br />Just how many heads I'm tearing <br />Off of assholes coming on to her <br />Each night seems like it's getting worse <br />And I wish she'd take the night off <br />So I don't have to fight off <br />Every asshole coming on to her <br />It happens every night she works <br />They'll go and ask the DJ <br />Find out just what would she say <br />If they all tried coming on to her <br />Don't they know it's never going to work <br />They think they'll get inside her <br />With every drink they buy her <br />As they all try coming on to her <br />This time somebody's getting hurt <br /><br />Here comes the next contestant <br /><br />[CHORUS] <br />Is that your hand on my girlfriend? <br />Is that your hand? <br />I wish you'd do it again <br />I'll watch you leave here limping <br />I wish you'd do it again <br />I'll watch you leave here limping <br />There goes the next contestant <br /><br />I even fear the ladies <br />They're cool but twice as crazy <br />Just as bad for coming on to her <br />Don't they know it's never going to work <br />Each time she bats an eyelash <br />Somebody's grabbing her ass <br />Everyone keeps coming on to her <br />This time somebody's getting hurt <br /><br />Here comes the next contestant <br /><br />[CHORUS] <br /><br />I'm hating what she's wearing <br />Everybody here keeps staring <br />Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve <br />This time somebody's getting hurt <br /><br />Here comes the next contestant <br /><br />[CHORUS] <br />I wish you'd do it again <br />Each night seems like it's getting worse <br />I wish you'd do it again <br />This time somebody's getting hurt <br /><br />There goes the next contestant
